This Badguy Luffs You

Mon, 10 Jul 2006 01:38:41 GMT

OOC: Dropping pods. u_u;; not motivated enough to keep up with it. Sorries~if you wish to chat

Hoshino Masako is my AIM Name. ♥

Thu, 06 Jul 2006 05:55:28 GMT

Let me tell you something folks.

It fucking SUCKS being twelve. I can't even buy alcohol anymore to make myself feel better.

OOC: Sorry folks, its nearing con time for me and Gai-mun and we're both workin' like mad to get this done and my net's shitty where I am and constantly hates on me going into chat. D: I'm around I SWEAR.

Sat, 24 Jun 2006 21:31:44 GMT

SO WHERE ARE ALL TEH NINJAS? LOLOLOL.

I have quite literally no opposing forces now...>_> <_<

Mon, 05 Jun 2006 01:53:05 GMT

HAHAHAHA.

TSUNADE -- YOUR ANBU SUCK. <3

You know you love me, Tsunade-hime.

Thu, 25 May 2006 22:13:25 GMT

Tsunade-hime.

You might want to do something about your ANBU forces.

I killed 42 of them out of boredom. Nothing more than Cannon Fodder. Might want to consider getting some better trained Ninja to fill those spots.

Those things dropped like Uchihas.

Konoha sucks ass.

Being in ANBU is like being in the Hyuuga branch house, you're gonna get fucked no matter what.

Mon, 15 May 2006 04:15:56 GMT

Cain, Abel, and Haru came home today for mother's day for Kabuto. They helped me decorate before they had to go back to school but they left some stuff for you, Kabuto. ^_____^

They made fun of me for being small and then Haru got into Kabuto's stuff...we won't talk about the things they got into before I got remotely fixed.

Sort of.

I'm about 12. Which is way better than the 6 years old I was.

WAY BETTER. I have a tingling urge to get revenge on Jiraiya for ruining my life now, though.

...Don't want to know about how we got here, though. But...

They got a banner up that says "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" and all sorts of glitter and things all over the kitchen that I hadta clean up.

Fri, 12 May 2006 04:28:01 GMT

I kinda miss being big. Oh well. :O

This is for Kabuto!!!

Kabuto...I need you to help me wit' tryin' to find out how to fix my little it is different then last time cuz i didn't do it on purpose or nothin'.

Ohh!

Anko...~~~~~

When you have your baby I wanna give it a toy even if I am old. :O

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Thu, 11 May 2006 14:37:29 GMT

Your Outrageous Name is:

Ben Dover

Outrageous Name Generator

Tue, 09 May 2006 04:45:45 GMT

Hehe.

Porn.

Wed, 03 May 2006 07:03:02 GMT

I HATE YOU OLD MAN

Look what you made me draw!

I hope you're happy.

TT__TT *cries*

Mon, 01 May 2006 09:06:23 GMT

Cookies?

...;_; *cries* o.o; I can't reach anything...anywhere I go.

Fri, 28 Apr 2006 17:21:30 GMT

I MADE COOKIES WITH TENTEN.

She did most of it though, I just helped. Ojii-sama tried to steal some dough though!!

Kabuto and Anko~~~ want some cookies? ^^ I SAVED THEM FOR YOU. :DDD

*grins*

AND SHIKAMARU~~SAAAAAN.

I'll give you a cookie too. They're very good. ^___^

Thu, 27 Apr 2006 05:31:05 GMT

I'm shrinking. :\ kwekwejlk wkler It is weird to type on a keyboard.

Anko helped me...wkl;a a ; oops.

i hope shrinking stops soon i can only get so youn.

:\ i wanna be chibi for awhile this time...it is fun.

^____^

i wanna play wiht Akkei.

Wed, 26 Apr 2006 13:00:51 GMT

Okay. Yesterday I got into my sugar stash. I had so much candy. I men, you wouldn't comprehend how much I ate. It was enough to make even me sick. Keep in mind, blood is appetizing to me...and you'll finally understand. Anyway, I was playing with Kaida (my pet snake~) when I woke up today (more like...she found a way out of her cage and bitched at me to feed her a rat...), and she was acting really weird around me. So I finally crawled around and looked in a mirror...

When you are expecting to wake up to this...

But Instead you wake up to this...

one can't help but be a little pissed off and wonder what got put in my sugar stash. I look like I did when I was twelve, and I feel like I'm twelve. My own pet snake didn't recognize me. ;_; I have the urge to hug teddy bears and Akkei is very affectionate with me again. ;-;

At least I'm not five again. ;_; BUT COULD SOMEONE HELP ME. ;_; I don't like this...;-; I feel like playing outside and doing goofy things and...waaaaah. I'm too old to be twelve. ;_;

Sun, 23 Apr 2006 20:07:59 GMT

I think they meant it
When they said you can't buy love
Now I know you can rent it
A new lease you are my love,
On life - all my life
I've longed to discover
Something as true as this is
So with a thousand sweet kisses
I'll cover you
With a thousand sweet kisses
I'll cover you
When you're worn
Out and tired
When your heart has expired

:D

NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR PHONE SEX

Wed, 19 Apr 2006 18:30:49 GMT

Sun, 16 Apr 2006 18:49:35 GMT

EASTER'S CANCELLED, SORRY KIDS.

♪♫Here comes Peter Cottontail
Hoppin' down the bunny trail,
Hippity hoppity,
Easter's on its way

Bringin' ev'ry girl and boy
A basketful of Easter joy
Things to make your Easter
Bright and gay

He's got jelly beans for Tommy
Colored eggs for sister Sue
There's an orchid for your mommy
And an Easter bonnet too. Oh!♪♫

The part you don't know, kids, is this bunny trail is really interstate 70, and I hit him with my massive Sports Utility Vehicle, flattening his rabbit body and shattering each and every bone. :) HAPPY EASTER FOLKS! :D

...Anyone up for some rabbit for dinner tonight? :D My treat!

Sun, 16 Apr 2006 13:18:02 GMT

I was drunk. :D

Oh!

Happy Easter Everyone!

I sent the kids Easter stuff to be given today. Cain + Chocolate = >DDD That school is going to be destroyed. Sakura, you should fear for your son. :D

Anyway. Good holiday. *cracks out the vodka again* Since I don't get hangovers, I'm going for another round. I still feel a bit tipsy.

Sat, 15 Apr 2006 13:48:36 GMT

I got a letter from the school, it read like this:

Dear ~~Yakushi~~ Orochimaru and Yakushi Kabuto,

It has come to our attention that your three children are now enrolled in our school. We are quite worried about their ability to adapt to the situation. We have found Cain in other students rooms, and Abel and Haru seem to frequently lock themselves in a closet. I ask that these problems are promptly addressed and you come to the school to take care of it. They are difficult to handle. They are very independant and are prone to be incredibly strong Shinobi. Their skills are far past that of those on their age level. It is a shame that they don't know how to take orders. We request your attendance promptly to meet with some of the staff. Please schedule with us upon recieving this letter.

However, I do have some good news.

I just saved a lot of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.

Thank you,
Staff

I'm so proud of them. TT___TT

Wed, 12 Apr 2006 21:06:44 GMT

The Random Question Meme!

An array of completely random questions about my friends!

What's the biggest difference between pod_sai and pod_tsunade?: One's a man ~~I think~~ and one is a woman ~~I'm sure~~.
It's all pod_deidara's fault, isn't it?: Only if it goes boom.
Will pod_jiraiya ever amount to anything?: No.
How did you meet pod_temari?: When I came to Konoha. She was here, too. And she gave me juice when I was chibi.
What four adjectives best describe pod_sasori?: ...Young, youthful, ...at least in looks
Could you take pod_anko in a fight?: Yes. I did and could.
Whom is pod_inuzuka attracted to?: ~~His dog~~ Anything that walks.
Who would make a better window-washer, pod_tayuya or pod_kakashi?: Tayuya, Kakashi strikes me as a bit of a peeping Tom.
Would pod_gaara be better described as a hero or a villain?: Villain
How would pod_weasel survive on a desert island?: Just fine.
If pod_sakura and pod_bulletin were superheroes, which one would be the sidekick?: ...?_? The bulletin. WTFH?
What would your life be like if you had never met pod_uchiha?: ...*_* Indecribably more simple.
Would pod_yamato look better not wearing pants, or not wearing a shirt?: He needs to keep all of ihs clothes on.
Did pod_ino steal the cookie from the cookie jar?: Yes.
Whom does pod_haku get along best with?: Zabuza, but he isn't here. So Naruto.
In what ways is pod_shikamaru smarter than you?: ...He isn't.
Doesn't pod_kisame have anything better to do?: He wishes.
What will pod_uzumaki be like in twenty years?: ...A Genin still.
How long have you known pod_yakushi?: Many years *_*
Where do you think pod_gai is right now?: ...TRAINING
Does pod_hinata have a funny-shaped head or what?: ...Only when she goes level 2.
What is the most insightful thing you have heard pod_chouji say?: I dont' hear him say much.
If you had the chance to sleep with pod_shizune, would you?: ...~~Heh. Yes.~~ ...No.
What do you think of when you see pod_shino?: Guns. Drugs.
Is pod_tenten evil?: 100%

...not evil.
What kind of person would you set up with pod_neji?: Tenten

This is by heptadecagram. You can find your own completely random questions here.

Do you feel enlightened now?

Wed, 12 Apr 2006 19:04:40 GMT

After a spaz fit ~~[[from both the mun and Oro]]~~ I have found something interesting.

Shikamaru.

Chouji.

I didn't know you guys were into Yugioh.

If I had known I would have started to play this at the dance...

IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-DUEL!!!!

Wed, 12 Apr 2006 03:16:31 GMT

I'm going to flip out
Like a Ninja
Cause that's what Ninjas do
I'm going to flip out
Like a Ninja
And you should flip out, too!

And since you have all put up with my boredom. You get a reward. <3

7 Seconds of Love - Ninja

Oh!

And everyone gets a MR. STOMPY.

Wed, 12 Apr 2006 03:14:06 GMT

It is cruising to be roadkill. ~~Or it might already be.~~

Wed, 12 Apr 2006 03:09:01 GMT

Cheese is good, too.

Wed, 12 Apr 2006 03:04:00 GMT