OOC: Dropping pods. u_u;; not motivated enough to keep up with it. Sorries~if you wish to chat

Hoshino Masako is my AIM Name. ♥

Let me tell you something folks.

It fucking SUCKS being twelve. I can't even buy alcohol anymore to make myself feel better.

OOC: Sorry folks, its nearing con time for me and Gai-mun and we're both workin' like mad to get this done and my net's shitty where I am and constantly hates on me going into chat. D: I'm around I SWEAR.

SO WHERE ARE ALL TEH NINJAS? LOLOLOL.

I have quite literally no opposing forces now...>_> <_<

HAHAHAHA.

TSUNADE -- YOUR ANBU SUCK. <3

You know you love me, Tsunade-hime.

Tsunade-hime.

You might want to do something about your ANBU forces.

I killed 42 of them out of boredom. Nothing more than Cannon Fodder. Might want to consider getting some better trained Ninja to fill those spots.

Those things dropped like Uchihas.

Konoha sucks ass.

Being in ANBU is like being in the Hyuuga branch house, you're gonna get fucked no matter what.

Cain, Abel, and Haru came home today for mother's day for Kabuto. They helped me decorate before they had to go back to school but they left some stuff for you, Kabuto. ^_____^

They made fun of me for being small and then Haru got into Kabuto's stuff...we won't talk about the things they got into before I got remotely fixed.

Sort of.

I'm about 12. Which is way better than the 6 years old I was.

WAY BETTER. I have a tingling urge to get revenge on Jiraiya for ruining my life now, though.

...Don't want to know about how we got here, though. But...

They got a banner up that says "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" and all sorts of glitter and things all over the kitchen that I hadta clean up.

I kinda miss being big. Oh well. :O

This is for Kabuto!!!





Kabuto...I need you to help me wit' tryin' to find out how to fix my little it is different then last time cuz i didn't do it on purpose or nothin'.

Ohh!

Anko...~~~~~

When you have your baby I wanna give it a toy even if I am old. :O

Cookies?

...;_; *cries* o.o; I can't reach anything...anywhere I go.

I MADE COOKIES WITH TENTEN.

She did most of it though, I just helped. Ojii-sama tried to steal some dough though!!

Kabuto and Anko~~~ want some cookies? ^^ I SAVED THEM FOR YOU. :DDD

*grins*

AND SHIKAMARU~~SAAAAAN.

I'll give you a cookie too. They're very good. ^___^

I'm shrinking. :\ kwekwejlk wkler It is weird to type on a keyboard.

Anko helped me...wkl;a a ; oops.

i hope shrinking stops soon i can only get so youn.

:\ i wanna be chibi for awhile this time...it is fun.

^____^

i wanna play wiht Akkei.

Okay. Yesterday I got into my sugar stash. I had so much candy. I men, you wouldn't comprehend how much I ate. It was enough to make even me sick. Keep in mind, blood is appetizing to me...and you'll finally understand. Anyway, I was playing with Kaida (my pet snake~) when I woke up today (more like...she found a way out of her cage and bitched at me to feed her a rat...), and she was acting really weird around me. So I finally crawled around and looked in a mirror...

( When you are... )

( But Instead... )

one can't help but be a little pissed off and wonder what got put in my sugar stash. I look like I did when I was twelve, and I feel like I'm twelve. My own pet snake didn't recognize me. ;_; I have the urge to hug teddy bears and Akkei is very affectionate with me again. ;-;

At least I'm not five again. ;_; BUT COULD SOMEONE HELP ME. ;_; I don't like this...;-; I feel like playing outside and doing goofy things and...waaaaah. I'm too old to be twelve. ;_;

I think they meant it
When they said you can't buy love
Now I know you can rent it
A new lease you are my love,
On life - all my life
I've longed to discover
Something as true as this is
So with a thousand sweet kisses
I'll cover you
With a thousand sweet kisses
I'll cover you
When you're worn
Out and tired
When your heart has expired

:D

NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR PHONE SEX

I was drunk. :D

Oh!


Happy Easter Everyone!


I sent the kids Easter stuff to be given today. Cain + Chocolate = >DDD That school is going to be destroyed. Sakura, you should fear for your son. :D

Anyway. Good holiday. *cracks out the vodka again* Since I don't get hangovers, I'm going for another round. I still feel a bit tipsy.

I got a letter from the school, it read like this:


Dear Yakushi Orochimaru and Yakushi Kabuto,

It has come to our attention that your three children are now enrolled in our school. We are quite worried about their ability to adapt to the situation. We have found Cain in other students rooms, and Abel and Haru seem to frequently lock themselves in a closet. I ask that these problems are promptly addressed and you come to the school to take care of it. They are difficult to handle. They are very independant and are prone to be incredibly strong Shinobi. Their skills are far past that of those on their age level. It is a shame that they don't know how to take orders. We request your attendance promptly to meet with some of the staff. Please schedule with us upon recieving this letter.

However, I do have some good news.

I just saved a lot of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.

Thank you,
Staff


I'm so proud of them. TT___TT